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mashup-central:

So just for laughs, I thought I’d use this voice-mail on my phone, for whenever my friends wanted to contact me they’d hear this random voice-mail when I wasn’t available. That idea suddenly went bad when I realized that the person who has arranged a job interview also rang me once before, meaning they’ve heard this.

nicolas-px:

*watching yaoi* whats better than this, guys being dudes

abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.

[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

alaskathunderfuck:

#tbt courtesy of Alaska’s mom

joseph joestar: jotaro, i know we haven't been the tightest family, but i want you to tell little jolyne something for me when she's old enough to understand.
jotaro kujo: what is it, grandpa
joseph joestar: batman could not take superman in a fight and anyone who says otherwise is a liar.
jotaro kujo: grandpa, i don't-
joseph joestar: i have documented every single time batman has fought superman and have attached all available context and proof to show why the idea of batman beating superman in a fight is extreme bullshit and requires ridiculous amounts of outside help and extenuating circumstances
  #jojokes  
365days-of-balloons:

Day 362: Burgers & Dogs

365days-of-balloons:

Day 362: Burgers & Dogs

joshuawhat:

Me whenever i try not to swear.

marion-ville:

New York,1938

marion-ville:

New York,1938

  #jojokes  

It’s OK to believe in life after love. Cher if u agree

  #cherring